gayest scene in modern film history
2014 is so close I can almost taste the Croatoan virus.
The time has come.
You’ll thank me later.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CRY
I love when fandom posts become famous…
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
The fuck? I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I’m so sorry. I’m trash.
here is a tribe in Africa where the birth date of a child is counted not from when they were born, nor from when they are conceived but from the day that the child was a thought in its mother’s mind. And when a woman decides that she will have a child, she goes off and sits under a tree, by herself, and she listens until she can hear the song of the child that wants to come. And after she’s heard the song of this child, she comes back to the man who will be the child’s father, and teaches it to him. And then, when they make love to physically conceive the child, some of that time they sing the song of the child, as a way to invite it.
And then, when the mother is pregnant, the mother teaches that child’s song to the midwives and the old women of the village, so that when the child is born, the old women and the people around her sing the child’s song to welcome it. And then, as the child grows up, the other villagers are taught the child’s song. If the child falls, or hurts its knee, someone picks it up and sings its song to it. Or perhaps the child does something wonderful, or goes through the rites of puberty, then as a way of honoring this person, the people of the village sing his or her song.
In the African tribe there is one other occasion upon which the villagers sing to the child. If at any time during his or her life, the person commits a crime or aberrant social act, the individual is called to the center of the village and the people in the community form a circle around them. Then they sing their song to them.
The tribe recognizes that the correction for antisocial behavior is not punishment; it is love and the remembrance of identity. When you recognize your own song, you have no desire or need to do anything that would hurt another.
And it goes this way through their life. In marriage, the songs are sung, together. And finally, when this child is lying in bed, ready to die, all the villagers know his or her song, and they sing—for the last time—the song to that person.
You may not have grown up in an African tribe that sings your song to you at crucial life transitions, but life is always reminding you when you are in tune with yourself and when you are not. When you feel good, what you are doing matches your song, and when you feel awful, it doesn’t. In the end, we shall all recognize our song and sing it well. You may feel a little warbly at the moment, but so have all the great singers. Just keep singing and you’ll find your way home.
This is so sweet.
wow these are like the strangest pictures because theyre official pictures but he looks like a fucking 16 year old delinquent in a private school and i cant handle it because its weird???
he kind of looks like a really sexy delinquent hufflepuff
sexy delinquent hufflepuff
Bitch, he’s got a blue tie.
He’s obviously a Ravenclaw.
Although I would say he’s a Slytherin
BITCH THAT TIE IS OBVIOUSLY YELLOW AND BLACK
ok it’s kind of a blue-black but YELLOW IS NOT A RAVENCLAW COLOR, BITCH
JERK THAT COULD BE BLUE AND BRONZE
yeah it is sort of more black-gold but THAT’S NOT A HOUSE COLOUR COMBINATION, JERK
AND IT’S SPELT COLOUR
UM EXCUSE U YELLOW AND BLACK ARE HUFFLEPUFF’S COLORS YOU DICK
ALSO I GAINED THE RIGHT TO SPELL IT “COLOR” WHEN MY COUNTRY WON THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR
SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT
GOLD AND YELLOW ARE DIFFERENT COLOURS MOTHERFUCKER
AND I WOULD HAVE MAKE A COMEBACK ABOUT “OH RIGHT CAUSE FREEDOM AND EVERYTHING HOW DID THE CIVIL WAR WORK OUT FOR YOU ALL”
BUT THEN I THOUGHT
NAH FUCK IT WE HAVE STEPHEN FRY
BUT CLEARLY THAT TIE DISPLAYS A PALE YELLOW AND NOT A GOLD JESUS CHRIST
YOU MIGHT HAVE STEPHEN FRY
BUT WE HAVE THE SUPERNATURAL CAST
INCLUDING MARK SHEPPARD
WE’RE NOT GIVING HIM BACK
*whispers* I just really like his hair
Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
I DON’T REBLOG THIS KINDA STUFF I SWEAR
BUT HOLY SHIT
IT’S ON THE FLOOR
I need a Doctor.
I don’t even fancy Matt Smith, but wow… I thought it was some male model until I saw his face :O
Geronimo my ass, sir.